Labor Day Profit
Thursday, August 30th, 2007I did a highly scientific, carefully designed study of the local folks plans for the day. Most often the reply was, “Just enjoy the day with the family.” Some of the more energetic planned a boat outing on the area lakes with the kids and friends. Most even planned to cook on the outing. That is the man’s macho way of proving he can take care of everything out in the woods. I suspect, however, instead of killing a bear or mastodon they will drive by H.E.B. for steaks and ribs. My how times have changed.
I did not find anyone that planned to work. I can’t score them on that count for that is my idea of the day also. Which brings me to my old friend Mel Ellison. Mel never worked. He was spoiled early on to avoiding work. I have always admired him for his convictions. I asked Mel how he came by that vocation. He said it was his mother’s entire fault. “Early on”, Mel said, “mother gave me a chicken to sell so I could go to the movie Saturday afternoon”. “I sold the chicken, went to the movie, and had enough left over to buy two more chickens”. This is pretty heady stuff for a young man to handle at such an early age. Well the chicken project lasted for a while until Mel needed more income, so he went into the buying and selling hogs. That lasted until he found cows were bigger, and sold for more and didn’t stink so bad. Mel shared with me his method of buying and selling for a profit. To buy the farmers steer Mel would guess the weight, which was always low, and offer market price. The farmer would guess the weight of the animal, which was always high. They would then split the difference and Mel would become the proud owner of a fine steer that was soon out of the pasture and into his trailer. He would then go to little towns in the area and park on the square, with the animal in a trailer. Soon another farmer, needing to add to his heard, would approach Mel to buy the steer. The weight guessing game was played out again and Mel would sell the bovine at market price. The secret, Mel said, was an animal in the field looks smaller that the same animal in a trailer. That is where the profit comes from, and the fact that Mel never had to work.


